Saturday, June 10, 2006
Almost a week without blogging since nothing interesting happened. So I shall keep it short and sweet - Turn Emo and I'll kill you.

Emo music != Emo people

An Emo's data

Hair: Black, usually spiked
Skin Colour: Pale white
Piercings: Ears, lips, nose
Eyes: Brown eyes with black mascara all around
Hands: Scars all over from the elbow to the wrist, scratches also found around there (usually covered by a long itchy woolen sweater, dark green or black in colour)
Legs: You can never see their legs apart of the black jeans
Weapon of choice: Razor
Alternative weapon: Scissors
Favourite quote: I hate my life
Things present in an Emo's room: Tissues, lots and lots of tissues, an acoustic guitar, a black ink pen, a small notepad

28 steps how an Emo kills himself
1. Pick up your pen and notepad
2. Write down "I hate life, everyone is against me"
3. Spike your hair, colour your eyes black with mascara
4. Pick up razor
5. Go to your bathroom
6. Stare in the mirror for 30 minutes
7. Pull up the left sleeve of your sweater
8. Face your wrist
9. Stare at it for another 30 minutes
10. Look at your razor
11. Stare at it for yet another 30 minutes
12. Look into the mirror, hold the razor above your wrist
13. Look down at the razor and your wrist
14. Put them down and go back to your room
15. Take the note you written
16. Put it on the toilet counter
17. Repeat step 13
18. Put the razor on your wrist
19. Press down on the razor
20. Feel the pressure, close your eyes
21. Force yourself to cry
22. Let your tears flow down your cheeks, carrying the mascara down with it
23. Look at the mirror and see how cool you look with black tears
24. Smile at yourself
25. Look back down at the razor
26. Slowly slide it from one end of your wrist to another
27. Once blood starts flowing, drop the razor
28. Stare at it for 30 minutes

If you are still reading this, you failed. Go back to your room and cry.

I like this definition of emo from urbandictionary.com

"An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this:

1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)
2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".
3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)
4. Emo guy is just too much of a pussy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.
5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.

This is the sad truth of the emo lifestyle/music, and now that I look at how pathetic it really is, maybe the emos DO have something to cry about!"

So turn emo and I'll kill you

note: this blog is in no way emo. sadly, emos like the colour black and grey. thank you


ys || 7:11 pm

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